**Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then paste in the SECOND definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
Masturbating After Touching Titties.
2) Your age?
A person who has school smarts, but in real life is fucking dumbshit.
Liam: "dude i wanna tear my rotatar cuff so i can have tommy john surgery"
3) One of your friends?
1. to mean naked at an inappropriate time or place
2. shouted out in a moment of zealousness in a crowded room
4) Favorite band?
Best Band in the world.
5) Favorite color?
Main ingredient of shampoo. Fancy term for water, because shampoos are too cool to use the word water.
6) Hometown?
A presence of superior self-belief / Ego. Derived from the movement of the bird, "the swan".
Can be used with current behaviour in the form of "Swanning"
He had a serious amount of swannage yesterday.
He was swanning around the place like he owned it.
7) Month of your birthday?
n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas.
NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga...
8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
When someone has sex in their office
"Oh my gosh, did you hear about Debbie and Paul? They so totally did a Claire on Wednesday night!"
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