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09:35 This 80s revival's not going away any time soon, is it? That's 2 decades now with no identity of their own. Are we going for a third? #
10:31 I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel. #
10:32 So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster!' #
10:33 I phoned the local builders today. I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you.' #
10:35 Police arrested two kids yesterday. 1 was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. #
10:35 And I'm not going to stop telling Tommy Cooper jokes until someone hits me. #
10:37 Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, "Parking Fine". So that was nice. #
10:39 My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross breed? #
16:13 Crikey, are people still banging on about the rescheduling of some chat show? Really America, you're fickle AND lack a sense of perspective. #
16:17 I think I'm going to be disappointed when I see The Road. It'll never live up to the Tenacious D song it's based on. #
23:14 Why did no one tell me about OK Go before? Friends, you've failed me. #
23:48 No one's going to be able to get heated when there's that much pink around, surely? I find it distracting. Maybe we need some kittens too. #