angelophile | Meanwhile, on Twitter...

11:32 Right, motivation time. Time to clear out the freezer of all the crap, get to the gym and on a decent diet again. Put down the crisps, fatty #
11:35 Secrets of Rock #1: Ringo was actually a really good drummer. #
12:00 My advice to celebs on social networks is not to draw attention to your 15 year old daughter unless you want her to attract pedarasts. #
12:22 The Vatican have condemned the new Twilight film as "deviant". Not just crap then. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM #
12:32 How come I've bought three kettles in the last 24 hours and still haven't managed to keep one for myself? Kettle thieving bastards. #
16:01 Panic over. I have my kettle now. #
16:46 Embrace change. But don't get into heavy petting with it. #
17:14 Sometimes when you're depressed you feel you're going to be depressed forever. This is an illusion. You won't be depressed when you're dead. #
17:38 That's me done with Harry Potter then. Next: Twilight? Because 17 million readers can't be wrong! #
22:55 A moment of hissy emoness just snuck out there. Rapidly deleting all evidence, since it's well known I'm a manly man man. #
00:11 listening to "Wreckless Eric - Whole Wide World" ♫ blip.fm/~gmzu2 #