Holy hell, I haven't heard this in YEARS

[angelophile]

How can you not love a song where the first verse goes:

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more
And I'll more than likely kill you
"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.

All hail Half Man, Half Biscuit!