Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 10:06 The sun is shining, so why is it arctic conditions under my desk? I think it's shriveling so much I might be the first man with an "inny". #
• 12:36 Sometimes the glorious animal kingdom horrifies the hell out of me - take this list of zombie making parasites: tinyurl.com/cwuv6g #
• 12:47 Here's a curious one-the case of a student who described himself as "White African American". Accurate or racist? tinyurl.com/ohtpej #
• 18:36 It's the little things that annoy me most about MP expense claims mess. What kind of money grabbing tit claims for bin bags or an ice lolly? #

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