Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 13:00 Still waking up screaming remembering the troupe of can can dancing Tuffcubs from Britain's Got Talent this week. #
• 15:22 God help me, I want to see Star Trek again already. That's unusual. #
• 16:08 Okay, after standing at the top of a ladder painting the house yesterday, my back's complaining. To badminton or not, that is the question. #
• 17:07 In development: a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde movie, which requires, above all else, a versatile lead. Naturally they chose Keanu Reeves for it. #
• 17:11 Just to convince the naysayers, here's Keanu as Jekyll: tinyurl.com/5rocrv and as Hyde: tinyurl.com/qj8z6j It's uncanny. #
• 22:26 I'm not sure what hurts more - my tongue after that Peri Peri relish or my head booming like a f***ed clock. #

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