"Nothin' offensive,nothin' blue!"

From the superlative Phoenix Nights, about The Phoenix Club, a working men's club in Lancashire. Written by and starring Peter Kay as the monstrous, wheelchair-bound Brian Potter as well as other roles.

From the first episode, when the Phoenix reopens after a suspicious fire, Brian wants everything to be perfect. But a powercut, the theft of the bingo machine, a Nazi fruit machine soon ruin everything...

And that's not including the appearance of folk band 'alf A Shilling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSGtRoEQYA

Boredom meme

I'm bored, and this isn't a meme really, but what the hell, I'll start one.

Ask me any question you like on any subject whatsoever and I'll do my best to answer it as honestly as possible.

That's it, pretty simple. It'll keep me busy during a quiet day at work.

If there's anything you've ever wanted to know, now's your chance.