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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
Angelophile goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Swiss Cheese.
bareedy tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
catpryde gives you 9 dark blue mint-flavoured hard candies.
cyriael gives you 1 light green raspberry-flavoured gummy fruits.
foxfyre gives you 15 tan raspberry-flavoured gummy worms.
goddesscomplex gives you 7 light green strawberry-flavoured gummies.
hayzil tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
newnumber6 tricks you! You lose 13 pieces of candy!
occamsnailfile gives you 14 light blue coffee-flavoured pieces of taffy.
shadow_weaver gives you 17 light green passionfruit-flavoured gumdrops.
tadiera gives you 14 light orange mint-flavoured gummy bears.
Angelophile ends up with 63 pieces of candy, and a rotten egg.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

DAMN YOU you tricky Kuwaitis! DAMN YOU!!!

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The tequila sun is rising
and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze
open up some Special Brews
and start drinking
to the biggest mess in town
then put on your dressing gown
screw your head on upside down
drink yourself into the ground
The bottles by the sink
they're the softest fucking drinks on the market
Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone
the wagon's rolling on
and I'm on it
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
pick a flavour
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
there's a wonderful world you can share
Try agrophobic, schizophrenic,
paranoid attacks of panic
Epileptic fits of laughter
twenty five million mornings after
ANd there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
vodka and tomato juice
Disneyland or dipsomania
name your poison
pick a flavour
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker,
Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing
Galloways sore throat expectorant,
after-shave and disinfectant,
Parazone and Fairy Liquid,
if it's in a glass 'll drink it
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
there's a wonderful world you can share