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Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your boobs hang high?

Do your boobs hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs hang out?

Do your boobies droop
do they wobble in your soup
can you tie them in a loop
can you wind them on a hoop
do your boobies droop!

Do your boobs stretch wide?
Do they reach from side to side?
Can you use them as a parachute
or wings that let you glide?
Can you cast a cooling shadow
over most of Colorado?
Do your boobs stretch wide?

Are your boobs too big?
Are they heavy as a pig?
Do they bruise your cerebellum
when you dance an Irish jig?
Can they function as the anchors
for a fleet of oil tankers?
Are your boobs too big?

Are your boobs real small?
Barely visible at all?
Do they look just like two peanuts
stuck onto a bowling ball?
Can you store them in a thimble
when you're feeling rather nimble?
Are your boobs real small?

Are your boobs quite clean?
Do they have a lovely sheen?
Did you harvest all the vegetables
that grow down in between?
Did you wash out all the soil
after all your farming toil?
Are your boobs quite clean?

Are your boobs so thin?
Do the breezes make 'em spin?
Can you shine a light right through them
like the finest onionskin?
Can you wrap up a salami?
Do they fold like origami?
Are your boobs so thin?