Very proud to be British Because...

• 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.


• 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.


• 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.


• 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.


• 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

• British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.


• 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.


• 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying to put on a jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.


• A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.


• 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.


and finally.........


• In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

RULE BRITANNIA!!