The Movie Quotes Quiz: Director's Cut
May. 26th, 2009 06:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angelophile
It's been positively ages since I did this and I have new readers now, so it's time for another movie quotes quiz.
The quick rules: Below are quotes from 20 movies. All you have to do is name the movie without using Google, at which point I'll strike through and credit.
Here goes!
1. "As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me!"
2. "What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
"Blazing Saddles" - Guessed by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
julia_sevin and wal_lace
3. "You remember the one I said that got away, yeah well that one was her. It all came flooding back how I was the one she confided in, the one she trusted, meanwhile she was doing every other guy in school. It was the first time I felt it, how pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head... overwhelming sadness while having a rodney. Is that sick? Hm yeah, I think that's sick..."
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" - Guessed by wal_lace
4. "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."
5. "No, they say if you make one jump, you've only got 50% chance of injury, two jumps, 80%, and three jumps, you're bound to catch a packet. The consensus of opinion is that the most sensible thing for Major Shears to do is to go ahead and jump, and hope for the best. "
"With or without a parachute?"
6. "Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"
7. "They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?""
"Grosse Pointe Blank" - Guessed by foxfyre and wal_lace
8. "Christ! What are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. You see, you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect! You turn eighteen and you're looking at three to five."
9. "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy!"
10. "Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c***. You're a c*** now, and you've always been a c***. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c***."
"In Bruges" - Guessed by wal_lace
11. "Red wine with fish... Well, that should have told me something."
"From Russia with Love" - Guessed by uncanny_rman and wal_lace
12. "We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."
"Dog Soldiers" - Guessed by wal_lace
13. "Got any beer?"
"This is a school."
"So that's a no?"
"X2: X-men United" - Guessed by fullmetal_cute and wal_lace
14. "What's wrong with him?"
"My first thought would be... a lot."
15. "I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?"
"Sounds very hospitable."
"Do you know where I live?"
"No."
"Well, f*** off then."
16. "Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"
"Yah, that's a good one."
17. "Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!""
"Ghostbusters" - Guessed by julia_sevin and wal_lace
18. "We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?!"
"Evil Dead II" - Guessed by julia_sevin
19. "Death is... whimsical... today."
"Leon" - Guessed by wal_lace
20. "You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow."
"Get Carter" - Guessed by uncanny_rman and wal_lace
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Date: 2009-05-26 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-26 07:14 pm (UTC)17 is GHOSTBUSTERS.
18 is EVIL DEAD... II?
...my horizons must suck. I need to watch movies with you, man; a lot of these sound like they must be fun!
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Date: 2009-05-26 08:07 pm (UTC)2) Blazing Saddles?
3) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
7) Grosse Pointe Blank.
8) ... Bad Santa? I'm sure I've heard this before, and Santa would have said it if he thought of it.
11) From Russia With Love. The rule by which I live my life.
12) Dog Soldiers. There is no Spoon.
13) X-Men 2.
17) Ghostbusters.
19) Leon.
20) Get Carter.
Half the others I almost know, but can't quite place.
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Date: 2009-05-26 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-26 10:51 pm (UTC)Wait, is 10 In Bruges? I lent my DVD to a friend, like, two months ago and still haven't had it back. Still, she's keeping me in Battlestar Galactica DVDs, so there's balance.
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Date: 2009-05-26 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-26 08:08 pm (UTC)There are a couple of others I know I've heard, but can't place. :(
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Date: 2009-05-26 09:39 pm (UTC)