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[angelophile]

• 11:08 "Hello, we're gonna deliver your bed. Be there in ten minutes."
  "But you're supposed to deliver it this afternoon!"
  "Yeah, but 10 minutes?" #
• 11:11 "Do you know when the Revenge of the Fallen toys are out?"
  "No I don't, Wanker. Why would I know that? I hate the TF movies, remember?" #
• 11:13 "Do you know what my payroll number is?"
  "Why would I know that? I just work here."
  Today has been full of unsettling questions. #
• 23:18 I think pretty much everyone's been out to enrage me today. #

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