And all the priests must answer to the name "Phyllis"

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If you founded a religion...
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The Church of Insert-Your-Name-Here-Reasonable-Advertising-Rates-Call-1-888-555-GZUS

Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who live in the present, and will try anything (and I mean anything) once or twice,

and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.

Your followers wear whatever they want,

but your priests wear

stetsons

a brooch containing a portrait of you

a hash pipe

Your followers are

a powerful voting block (over 12,000,000),

and they are trying to spread the "good word" through their good works, and by example.

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Who would be able to join your religion?

Only the Chosen People (as chosen by YOU!) Only those who are willing to make lifestyle sacrifices and commit themselves to the faith. Only the Chosen People (selected on the basis of blood/genetics) Anyone. Only those who meet our standards of merit or morality. Only those who can contribute to the growth of the organisation, financially or through hard work.