angelophile | Tweets for Today

10:40 In the words of Doofergrass: Feel Like Shite. Was treated to an Indian meal last night. Blew my diet. Weeks without curry. Body rejected it. #
10:58 Speaking of the diet, as expected, only lost a solitary lb this week. After the massive weight loss last week, not unexpected. Levelled out. #
11:00 @davidlafuente I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to laugh so uproarously at headlines like that. At least not in public. You evil man. #
11:26 @davidlafuente I... know. Damn, yet another attempt at piss-taking on the internet fails. I may have to resort to smileys. Horrifying. #
11:56 @skottieyoung Welcome to Twitter. Otherwise known as something to do instead of real work. It aims to overtake masturbation by the end of 09 #
14:31 2 soldiers killed, 2 others and 2 pizza delivery guys shot and wounded. And Jade Goody, patron saint of fat racists, still gets front page. #
22:27 Badminton again tonight. Less embarrassing. Still want to strangle my own personal "coach". Who's not as good as he thinks he is. Grrr. #