Tweets for Today

[angelophile]

• 21:53 My mid-life crisis has started a day early. Today I joined a fitness club. My bank balance is reeling. #
• 21:57 Also, to quote Withnail, "I feel like a pig shat in my head." #
• 23:31 Now I'm worrying about my blood pressure as my heart rate while exercising today seemed very high. Hypochondriac (again). #
• 08:20 33 and not dead yet. #

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