Tweets for Today

[angelophile]

• 11:31 Snow's all gone. Good thing, probably. Driving Saturday on frozen snow was insane. Snowball fight with family was fun though.#
• 13:55 New contacts. Right eye's fine, but my left eye appears to be trying to peer around corners. Wonder if anyone's got any eyedrops. #
• 14:07 Or new eyes. That'd be nice. Can I put an order in for the bionic eyes now please? #
• 21:34 Listening to Weird Al's "Everything You Know Is Wrong". Does it count as a parody if it's better than most songs TMBG produced themselves? #
• 22:42 Oh, and if people had no clue what I'm talking about: http://tinyurl.com/dcr9bc #

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Comments

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Tony and Maria getting sexy is like the anti-Santa. It's like someone coming down your chimney and crapping in a stocking. In July when you weren't expecting it.

[kirke-novak.livejournal.com]

I think it's a fit punishemnt for Tony - Maria's vegina is were erections go to die, HE WILL NOT SEX UP EVER AGAIN! Mwahahahahahahaha!