Happy Birthday to...
Dec. 18th, 2008 03:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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KEITH RICHARDS who turns 265 today. It has, of course, been long established that Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons and has unnatural longevity after snorting a heady blend of his father's ashes and a mysterious herbal infusion given to him by a shamen and obtained from the leaves of a certain plant.* Reports that he cannot die at all after he once beat Death at a game of Fuzzy Ducks have yet to be confirmed.
Congratulations Keith!
*It was cocaine.
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