angelophile | Tweets for Today

13:36 "We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." #
14:34 No, honesty, I don't want to hear about your sex life, thanks. The phrase "it's good to share" needs to be banned in this case. #
14:37 A film about a rapping chihuahua is number one for the second week running, America. Do I have to make the call? #
14:42 Licking Valley High School? That's a real place? Cue the Sid James laugh. #
17:25 Indeen, agreen and agreened are now entering common parlance. Job done. #
17:27 Also my remark of "Well, whoopy fucking doo" does seem to have set the whole office off. #
19:03 True Romance is brilliant but also self-insertion fanfic. Geek meets hot blonde who is impressed by him working in a comic store... #
19:04 And promptly jumps him. Tarantino was a comic store nerd when he wrote it. It's just his usual wank fantasy fantasy. #
19:15 @bliss81 I'm the most convincing fake ever. Even our mothers can't tell us apart. #