Tweets for Today

[angelophile]

• 11:36 My mouth. My mouth. My mouth is on FIRE! #
• 11:37 And also my pants. #
• 11:38 That'll teach me to scratch my balls after eating wasabi. #
• 12:07 So far, so good. No homicidal urges today. #
• 14:36 My Twitter is now covered in blood. B) Not so much rhetoric though. Maybe a little love. #
• 14:43 Enough of the endless headaches already! #
• 15:16 Well there's something you don't read every day - tinyurl.com/5yph6f #

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