Tweets for Today

[angelophile]

• 09:51 Okay, I've put a couple of pound back on over the last week or so. Everyone shout "put down the crisps, fatty!" #
• 10:26 17 golds now for team GB. Third in the table behind China and USA. Not bad for a tiny little island race. Now we take the colonies back. #
• 16:37 I swear, I am REALLY not in the mood for this shit. #
• 16:51 Everyone's out to aggravate me today. I think I'll kill someone. #
• 17:18 Oh, and apparently I caught a cold off my nephew. In August.
  God I'm a whiny bitch. #
• 21:55 I'm now the proud owner of a George Fornby grill. Probably the last person in the western hemisphere to own one. #

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Comments

[darcblayde.livejournal.com]

A George Formby grill...is it a whizz on the Ukelele...(or mayhaps you have a George Foreman grill) ;)

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

*lesigh*

My jokes are too subtle for people to realize they're jokes, it seems.

[darcblayde.livejournal.com]

Nobody ever accused me of being subtle...
Can't be subtle with a Magic Sword covered in Bees...

[catpryde.livejournal.com]

*bites your stomach*