And in today's "You couldn't make it up, could you?"

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Founders of the Church of Jedi attacked by drunk Darth Vader. (Now with footage. Sadly less hilarious than it sounds.)

Transexuals to get two ID cards.

Man ticketed for wearing a speedo.

Shatner hated bedding Star Trek fans as they'd pretend he was "beaming them up".

British scientists awarded £1m to see if a robot can stir soup.

Google Maps: Now listing local street hookers.

Man uses gun as a backscratcher. Guess how this story ends.

Driving instructor pays teens to kick him in the groin.