The World's Least Observant Man

[angelophile]

Today, Count Gottfried von Bismarck’s seems to have taken a serious attempt at the coveted title of World's Least Observant Man.

At the inquest into the death of a man who died at a party in Count von Bismarck's London apartment from a cocaine overdose, Detective Inspector Mike Christensen said hat police officers had discovered buckets of sex toys, vodka, butane lighter fuel and “a substantial number of syringes” in the living room of Count von Bismarck’s apartment.

A large rubber tarpaulin covered the floor, and there were mirrors propped up against three of the walls. A television and video player had been set up to show “scenes of a pornographic nature”.

Paul Knapman, the coroner, said: "In common parlance, in the early hours of the morning there was a gay orgy going on." He told the court that "most if not all" the men present had been wearing jockstraps and boots.

However, Count von Bismarck, 43, known to his friends as Max, told the inquest that he had not seen any homosexual activity taking place.

Impressive.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2391103,00.html