Advances In Nose Blowing

[angelophile]

Ladies and gentlemen. It's the "newest functional innovation in a handkerchief since the Dark Ages." It's the NosePouch.



"The Nosepouch is the best way to blow your nose! A new generation of handkerchief with a new pouch design. It will help you contain excessive nasal discharge better than ever!

Put a Nosepouch in your pocket and say good-bye to embarrassing messy dishonorable discharge forever!"