Cockolate

[angelophile]

Yes, the title's not terribly subtle, but neither's the product. Credit to fenrishero for pointing this one out.

The Clone-a-Willy™ Kit contains everything you need to make a deliciously sexy and fully edible clone of ANY penis. Yes, that's right ANY penis. It says so on the tin. So try it out with a blue whale and see what happens.

(I think that part might be false advertising personally).