Damn, I hope this catches on

[angelophile]

BRUTALLY HONEST PERSONALS

Some classic stuff here, including the guy who describes himself as "a thirty-year-old virgin on the verge of giving up on love. When I do have a job, it's low paying, and credit consolidators take half of what I earn. I'm behind on my rent, emotionally closed, and take medication to treat my depression. I'm short, not that attractive, a little fat, and have a very small penis. I also have a problem with excessive farting" or the "I am a grossly overweight, divorced single mother with more issues than The National Enquirer."

Just genius.