This is a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke...

[angelophile]

"Ever worry about your wife cheating?

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Comments

[goddesscomplex.livejournal.com]

And this is why one should never accept gifts of panties from ANYONE!!
<<.<< >>.>> o.O

;D

[newnumber6.livejournal.com]

I've long held that policy even before this. Well, not so much a policy as a natural instinct. ;)