angelophile | Because it made me laugh...

Look, Miami got its tongue pierced. How shocking.

Okay, maybe it's just me. But after Elian, 2000 elections, the hurricanes, this Schiavo case, blah blah BLAH if Florida throws one more"center-of-attention" drama queen hissy-fit at the great Thanksgiving family dinner that is the US, I will punch it in the goddam neck.

Look at your cousin, Montana. Does he cause trouble? No. He shows up early, brings beer and chips, and takes out the garbage. Idaho just gets drunk and falls asleep on the couch. Even California, who usually annoys the crap out of the rest of us with the New Age stuff she tries to sell all of us during halftime, at least she's the fifth largest economy in the world. She's not borrowing money from Mom and Dad. (Yes, I'm looking at you Tennessee and Alabama.)

Everybody else seems to wrestle their own crap to the ground. Give it a shot, Florida.

Stolen from John Rogers at http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/