And to prove the British public are as dumb as they look....

[angelophile]

The following are answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortunes" TV show. The principle of the quiz is to give an answer to a simple question and see how it agrees with answers given by the audience and points are given accordingly.

Here are some of the answers that didn't exactly score high.


Name a scary animal
A squirrel

Name something a blind person might use
A sword

Name a bird with a long neck
Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch
A burglar

Name a dangerous race
The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

Name something that floats in the bath
Water

Name a famous cowboy
Buck Rogers

Name a number you have to memorise
7

Name something you put on walls
Roofs

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to
Skiing

Name a famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters

Name something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

Name a kind of ache
Fillet 'O' Fish

Name a famous Scotsman
Jock

Name something red
My cardigan

Comments

[fenrishero.livejournal.com]

Name something a blind person might use
A sword

Here in America, we allow blind and mentallyu challenged people to go hunting with rifles.