angelophile | Again with the childish but funny

Yes, I discovered this neat little toy on the net that you put your post code into and it gives you a list of place names nearby that sound a little bit dirty. Yes, these places do actually exist. There something utterly wonderful about English place names that just aren't the same in any other country. With the exception of Condom, there just aren't enough humourous names on the continent. And the US seems to prefer jokes for presidents instead of for place names. (Satire.)

Anyway, if you come to England, come visit me and I can take you to visit many of these wonderful towns and villages. It even gives us how far away from me they are so we can plan our trip. ;)

Sandy Balls
(map)
14.8 miles

Handcock's Bottom
(map)
18.2 miles

Butt Hatch
(map)
37.0 miles

Burnt Bottom
(map)
36.0 miles

Cuckoo's Knob
(map)
44.4 miles

Titty Ho
(map)
16.1 miles

Crotch Crescent
(map)
36.0 miles

Herbert's Hole
(map)
37.9 miles

Foul End
(map)
38.3 miles

Butthole Lane
(map)
40.5 miles

Lickham Bottom
(map)
16.8 miles

Lower Piles
(map)
27.1 miles

Crapstone
(map)
31.2 miles

Crab Hole
(map)
47.3 miles

Brown Willy
(map)
48.8 miles

Clitsome Farm
(map)
41.5 miles

Three Cocks
(map)
42.1 miles

Lord Hereford's Knob
(map)
43.4 miles

Dead Cow Point
(map)
44.9 miles

Booby Dingle
(map)
48.2 miles

Butty Moss
(map)
13.7 miles

Bottom Flash
(map)
15.4 miles

Dick Slack
(map)
22.6 miles

Upperthong
(map)
26.4 miles

B>Titty Hill
(map)
12.1 miles

Lickfold
(map)
22.0 miles

Hooker's Farm
(map)
29.8 miles

Fulking Hill
(map)
33.0 miles

Breasty Haw
(map)
11.4 miles

Tongue Head
(map)
22.7 miles

Cocklick End
(map)
23.1 miles

Buttock
(map)
33.2 miles

Great Cockup
(map)
36.9 miles

Dickland
(map)
30.4 miles

Rotten Bottom
(map)
35.5 miles

Spunkie
(map)

Assloss
(map)
52.5 miles

and, of course...

Sodom
(map)
22.2 miles