New Quotes quiz!

[angelophile]

Same as before - name the film these quotes come from.


1. "Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig."

2. "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

3. "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"

4. "Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing brass on the Titanic."

5. "God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shove very well."

6. "It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a 'sanity clause.''
"Ha ha, you can't a-fool a-me. There ain'ta no sanity claus."

7. "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

8. "Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness… Throw yourself into the road, darling! you haven't got a chance!"

9. "We got married in a little castle in Scotland. That's in England. Near Paris?"

10. "Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!"

11. "You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

12. "You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker?"

13. "Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"

14. "Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!"

15. "Excuse me I'm looking for the nuclear wessels."

16. "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me."

17. "No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform."

18. "You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges."

19. "I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!"

20. "I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!"

Comments

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

3. Evil Dead.


Sadly, a lot of the others look familiar and I can't precisely place them. Damn. XD

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Which one? ;)

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

First one. Along with the line 'Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.'

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Nope, it was Army of Darkness. ;)

[bareedy.livejournal.com]

7. Spinal Tap

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Yup! Have a cookie.

[cyriael.livejournal.com]

5. Mystery Men

11. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Yup! Have two cookies. :)

[hayzil.livejournal.com]

11. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

18. The Addams Family Values

20. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

yup, yup yup, three cookies for you!

[hayzil.livejournal.com]

Oh! And 4 is The Fight Club. Haven't seen it but heard that quote enough times! ;) Oh, and is that Marrow in your icon? Where did you get the pics?

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Damn, and a fourth. You're good. I'll keep it though, sincesomeone had already got number 11 and I mistakenly agev you a cookie for that. ;)

I did the icons on the site that Stephie was on about on her lj. She's done some uber cool ones too. ;)

http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.swf

Mine are Cyclops Storm, Banshee, Marrow, Wilverine, Emma Frost, Pete Wisdom and Jubilee. :) Or my attempts anyway. ;)

Guesses...

[newnumber6.livejournal.com]

3. Army of Darkness
6. Some Marx Brothers Movie. I'll guess Duck Soup because it's the only one who's name I remember.
12. No idea, but whoever's speaking sounds like a jerk. I'll take a wild random stab at it and guess 'The Boiler Room'
15. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
14 sounds very, very familiar but I can't place it.
The others I knew were already guessed by someone else.

Re: Guesses...

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

3. Correct! One cookie.
6. Ohhh, close. Right, it is the Marx Bros. Wrong film though.
12. Nope, sorry. And yep, jerk.
15. Yup, thought you might get that one. ;)

Only one cookie! Still everything to play for. ;)

[jhuygh.livejournal.com]

1. Deliverance
10. Clerks

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

1. Yup! Cookie time.
10. Noooooo. Close though...