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[angelophile]

You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you're out on the street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single great man that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Eve said to Adam, 'Here's an apple you horse'
And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Comments

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Congrats, hon. That's almost enough to make me glad I stayed in the U.S. ;)

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

It was written by one of your countrymen, don't look at me. You're the one stuck in the same country as him. ;)

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but you're the one posting it, and you were the one I was thinking of moving in with.

I don't have to live with him. ;)

[angelophile.livejournal.com]

Just be glad I didn't post 'They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore' or 'Asshole from El Passo' ;)

[foxfyre.livejournal.com]

Considering that I'm neither Jewish nor from El Paso, I fail to see why those would bug me. ;)