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[angelophile]

Now here's a story
A little bit gory
A little bit happy,
a little bit sad
Of Lily the Pink
And her medicinal compound
And how it drove her to the bad

Uncle Pat he was very small
he was the shortest man in town
Rubbed his body
with medicinal compound
Now he weighs only a half a pound

Brother Tony,
Was known to be bony,
He would never eat his meals,
So they gave him medicinal compound,
Now they move him round on wheels.

We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
To Lily the pink, the pink, the pink,
The saviour of the human ra-ce
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in ev'ry case

Johnny Hammer,
Had a teribble st-st-st-stammer,
He could hardly s-s-say a word,
So they gave him medicinal compound,
Now he's seen but never heard.

Jennifer Eccles, had terrible freckles
And the boys all called her names
So they gave her medicinal compound
Now he joins in all their games

We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
To Lily the pink, the pink, the pink,
The saviour of the human ra-ce
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in ev'ry case

Mr Frears, had sticky out ears
And it made him awful shy
So they gave him medicinal compound,
Now he's learning how to fly

Old Ebenezer,
Thought he was Julius Caesar,
So they put him in a home,
And they gave him medicinal compound,
Now he's Emperor of Rome

Lily the pink, she
Turned to drink, she
Filled up with parafin inside,
So they gave her medicinal compound
But sadly pickled Lily died.

Lily died and went up to heaven
All the church bells, they did ring.
She took with her medicinal compound;
Hark the Herald Angels sing.