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Jul. 29th, 2003 10:28 amNot original? You betcha.
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Matt Noades. I don't care if people know. ;)
-- Birth date: 18th February 1976
-- Birthplace: Swanage, Dorset
-- Current Location: Swanage, Dorset. ;)
-- Eye Color: Green. I think.
-- Hair Color: Brown, currently dyed blue-black.
-- Height: 5'10"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right.
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: English. My father's family can be traced back to the middle ages. Actually the name Noades comes from Node, a mound or pyre and probably came from the family living near where large piles of corpses were burnt during the black death. Nice huh?
-- The shoes you wore today: Black, plain, chunky.
-- Your weakness: Comics, transformers, rampant paranoia.
-- Your fears: You name it, I fear it.
-- Your perfect pizza: Lots of meat. And pineapple.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Being able to work when I wanted to in a job I enjoy.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Meh.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Meh. Too loud. Is it morning already?
-- Your best physical feature: Um... I don't have a clue to be honest. People seem to like it when I smile. Dimples. Apparently I look cute. O.o
-- Your bedtime: Usually 1am but often later. It should be about 3 hours earlier probably.
-- Your most missed memory: One night at college where there's around 5 hours that everyone remembers but me and takes great delight in commenting on every time I see them.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Nope, never.
-- Cuss: I tend to in a fairly mild way. But yeah, I cuss a great deal when something's not going my way. But usually only to myself, not in company.
-- Sing: Yep, but rarely in public. On my own I sing plenty.
-- Take a shower everyday: Nope, I have a bath every day. ;)
-- Have a crush: Oh, plenty.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yeah, I have.
-- Want to go to college: I did.
-- Like(d) high school: Sometimes but in general not a lot.
-- Want to get married: Yes. Immediately? Probably not but you never know.
-- Believe in yourself: Nope, I'm a figment of my own ego.
-- Get motion sickness: Sometimes but not generally in cars and certainly never been sea sick.
-- Think you're attractive: Nope. Sometimes I think I'm okay but generally, nope.
-- Think you're a health freak: Nah, definately not.
-- Get along with your parent(s): Yeah, I do, pretty well. Sometimes my dad is a pain in the rear but we normally struggle through.
-- Like thunderstorms: Oh yeah, love them. Usually because it clears the air of humidity.
-- Play an instrument: Yep, guitar not very well, with minimal skill and range.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Hell yeah, what do you think? But not as much as I used to.
-- Smoked: Nah.
-- Done a drug: Only on pescription.
-- Had Sex: Nope, I'm afraid to say.
-- Made Out: Unfortunately not.
-- Gone on a date: Past month? Nope.
-- Gone to the mall?: Don't have malls as such here but I guess I'e done as close as I can.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreo: No...
-- Eaten sushi: Yeah, my boss makes keen sushi.
-- Been on stage: Yes actually, but only to move some scenery.
-- Been dumped: Not in the last month.
-- Gone skating: Got no, no sense of balance for that.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Maybe.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Um... there may have been some of that yes. I didn't actually lose the game though. ;)
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Um... maybe once. Or twice.
-- Been caught "doing something": *whistles*
-- Been called a tease: Hmmm, yeah.
-- Gotten beaten up: Um... got a black eye, but probably not beaten up no. A few fights.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Nah, I might have changed who I was to stand out though. That's more likely.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Eventually.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Emily... I could probably cope with more but not named them yet. ;)
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I don't dream about weddings. I'm a guy.
-- How do you want to die: Having sex with an 18 year old blonde when I'm 90 and rich. Tacky? You bet.
-- Where you want to go to college: Did it, and it was in a place called Northampton.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Grown up.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Russia or Hong Kong. Which isn't a country. So Russia.
LAYER NINE:
In a girl/guy
-- Best eye color? Grey
-- Best hair color? Black I guess. Ravens wing black.
-- Short or long hair: Either, but punky is cute.
-- Height: Short. I have a short women fetish. We're not talking dwarves here though.
-- Best weight: Average. Which means not too skinny with nice curves.
-- Best articles of clothing: Hoop stockings or school uniform? ;)
-- Best first date location: Anywhere as long as it isn't a morgue or France.
-- Best first kiss location: The neck. ;)
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: *coughs*
-- # of people I could trust with my life: Life? That's a biggy... um... me?
-- # of CDs that I own: Probably around the 600 mark by now. A lot. And 400 tapes. And as many videos. Pop culture junky.
-- # of piercings: Ugh, none.
-- # of tattoos: Needles? Nah...
-- # of scars on my body: Um, I can think of about a dozen off the top of my head. Best not to ask really.
LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Matt Noades. I don't care if people know. ;)
-- Birth date: 18th February 1976
-- Birthplace: Swanage, Dorset
-- Current Location: Swanage, Dorset. ;)
-- Eye Color: Green. I think.
-- Hair Color: Brown, currently dyed blue-black.
-- Height: 5'10"
-- Righty or Lefty: Right.
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: English. My father's family can be traced back to the middle ages. Actually the name Noades comes from Node, a mound or pyre and probably came from the family living near where large piles of corpses were burnt during the black death. Nice huh?
-- The shoes you wore today: Black, plain, chunky.
-- Your weakness: Comics, transformers, rampant paranoia.
-- Your fears: You name it, I fear it.
-- Your perfect pizza: Lots of meat. And pineapple.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Being able to work when I wanted to in a job I enjoy.
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Meh.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Meh. Too loud. Is it morning already?
-- Your best physical feature: Um... I don't have a clue to be honest. People seem to like it when I smile. Dimples. Apparently I look cute. O.o
-- Your bedtime: Usually 1am but often later. It should be about 3 hours earlier probably.
-- Your most missed memory: One night at college where there's around 5 hours that everyone remembers but me and takes great delight in commenting on every time I see them.
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: Nope, never.
-- Cuss: I tend to in a fairly mild way. But yeah, I cuss a great deal when something's not going my way. But usually only to myself, not in company.
-- Sing: Yep, but rarely in public. On my own I sing plenty.
-- Take a shower everyday: Nope, I have a bath every day. ;)
-- Have a crush: Oh, plenty.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yeah, I have.
-- Want to go to college: I did.
-- Like(d) high school: Sometimes but in general not a lot.
-- Want to get married: Yes. Immediately? Probably not but you never know.
-- Believe in yourself: Nope, I'm a figment of my own ego.
-- Get motion sickness: Sometimes but not generally in cars and certainly never been sea sick.
-- Think you're attractive: Nope. Sometimes I think I'm okay but generally, nope.
-- Think you're a health freak: Nah, definately not.
-- Get along with your parent(s): Yeah, I do, pretty well. Sometimes my dad is a pain in the rear but we normally struggle through.
-- Like thunderstorms: Oh yeah, love them. Usually because it clears the air of humidity.
-- Play an instrument: Yep, guitar not very well, with minimal skill and range.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Hell yeah, what do you think? But not as much as I used to.
-- Smoked: Nah.
-- Done a drug: Only on pescription.
-- Had Sex: Nope, I'm afraid to say.
-- Made Out: Unfortunately not.
-- Gone on a date: Past month? Nope.
-- Gone to the mall?: Don't have malls as such here but I guess I'e done as close as I can.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreo: No...
-- Eaten sushi: Yeah, my boss makes keen sushi.
-- Been on stage: Yes actually, but only to move some scenery.
-- Been dumped: Not in the last month.
-- Gone skating: Got no, no sense of balance for that.
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Maybe.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Um... there may have been some of that yes. I didn't actually lose the game though. ;)
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Um... maybe once. Or twice.
-- Been caught "doing something": *whistles*
-- Been called a tease: Hmmm, yeah.
-- Gotten beaten up: Um... got a black eye, but probably not beaten up no. A few fights.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Nah, I might have changed who I was to stand out though. That's more likely.
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: Eventually.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Emily... I could probably cope with more but not named them yet. ;)
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: I don't dream about weddings. I'm a guy.
-- How do you want to die: Having sex with an 18 year old blonde when I'm 90 and rich. Tacky? You bet.
-- Where you want to go to college: Did it, and it was in a place called Northampton.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Grown up.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Russia or Hong Kong. Which isn't a country. So Russia.
LAYER NINE:
In a girl/guy
-- Best eye color? Grey
-- Best hair color? Black I guess. Ravens wing black.
-- Short or long hair: Either, but punky is cute.
-- Height: Short. I have a short women fetish. We're not talking dwarves here though.
-- Best weight: Average. Which means not too skinny with nice curves.
-- Best articles of clothing: Hoop stockings or school uniform? ;)
-- Best first date location: Anywhere as long as it isn't a morgue or France.
-- Best first kiss location: The neck. ;)
LAYER TEN:
-- # of drugs taken illegally: *coughs*
-- # of people I could trust with my life: Life? That's a biggy... um... me?
-- # of CDs that I own: Probably around the 600 mark by now. A lot. And 400 tapes. And as many videos. Pop culture junky.
-- # of piercings: Ugh, none.
-- # of tattoos: Needles? Nah...
-- # of scars on my body: Um, I can think of about a dozen off the top of my head. Best not to ask really.