Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 11:23 There's something wonderfully surreal about watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy making dinner arrangements via Twitter. #
• 11:33 The Paranoia Society's annual pantomime outing was going really well until someone shouted "He's behind you!" and then all hell broke loose. #
• 12:04 BBC News: 'Rockets hit Jordan from Egypt'. I blame Peter Andre. #
• 14:52 Huh. We had some advertising copy emailed through by my old boss. That's a surprise. I thought he'd be stacking shelves in Tesco by now. #
• 15:00 Interesting. Here's the entertainment industry's wish list for intellectual property enforcement. bit.ly/butYOQ #
• 15:50 So, it's Marmite vs The BNP? Is it okay to loath them both? #
• 17:47 So, the US version of Torchwood has apparently stalled. Presumably because the BBC were in talks with Fox. Yeah, that's not gonna gel. #

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King of the World!

Happy St. George's Day to all!

If I'm going to get bloody yanks shoving St Patrick's Day down my throat, when the closest they've been to Ireland is getting bollocksed on Guinness, then you can put up with my celebrating England's national saints day by chasing the dragon and adopting an air of unassailable superiority.

Cry God for Harry, England, and Saint George! Huzzah!

And isn't that the happiest dragon? So cheerful that it's about to get slain.