Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 13:03 I am now making kedgeree. I'm not sure if that makes me Scottish or a memsahib. #
• 13:28 I've bought myself a cane, just so I can walk around the flat like Gregory House and also hit small children with it. #
• 21:43 Watched "Mrs Henderson Presents" all the way through for the first time. I'm rather fond of Dame Judi being eccentric. And also, the boobs. #
• 21:46 Less a fan of Bob Hoskins' full frontal nude scene. Insert "in the movie, he had a rather large part" joke here. #
• 21:48 Although any movie containing the line "We must have British nipples!" is okay by me. "They're not British. Could be Italian." #
• 23:07 DAMNIT. S.W.O.R.D. has indeed been cancelled. Only goes up to issue 5. How thoroughly disappointing - it's been top of my read pile. #
• 23:14 Favourite lyric: Tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks about a dose of thrush you got while you were licking railings. #

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