Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 10:16 Is there a Christmas video where everyone looks any MORE uncomfortable than David Bowie and Bing Crosby doing the Little Drummer Boy? #
• 10:49 I hope I'm over this streaming cold in time for the staff piss-up and Christmas. Couldn't get into my car today. Frozen solid. Got the bus. #
• 11:55 I wonder what tag trolls think they're accomplishing, exactly? Probably a lot more work for them than it is for me re-adding from a backup. #
• 16:26 GET OFF MY LAWN! #
• 17:11 We're getting in the Christmas spirit by listening to Dueling Banjos. #
• 17:16 Other offices are stuck with Virgin Radio or Classic FM. We get Johnny Cash, bluegrass, Hank Williams and banjo classics. #
• 00:04 RIP Arnold Stang. Top Cat falls silent. #

00:51 Ever wanted to hear Al Pacino reading The Gruffalo? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dml0dAJSis

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00:57 Erm... wait, Beaker flips Michael Caine the bird in Muppet's Christmas Carol? www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZPm3lqaPs Bad Beaker! #

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Some days you just can't get rid of a fruit cake...

I'm going to be pretty much mostly absent from now until after the 28th or so, so I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a happy Christmas, however you may (or may not) be celebrating it. (Happy Holidays to those who don't? I've never known the correct terminology. Happy Eating All The Mince Pies You Fat Bastard Day?)

Either way, hope everyone has an enjoyable holiday and the best of the season to you all.

It just wouldn't be Christmas without them...

Thank you and goodnight.