Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 14:44 My trigger finger's feeling itchy. #
• 16:37 If anyone wants ideas for a Christmas present for me? WANT: www.lastexittonowhere.com/shop/product/the-slaughtered-lamb/ #
• 16:50 Note to bank staff: Do not ask if there's anything else you can help me with if you're going to then get pissed off that there is. #
• 16:56 My saint-like patience is taking a hammering today. #
• 17:45 After crashing his car into a tree and fire hydrant, Tiger Woods has now came out and said "the crash was my fault". #
• 17:46 Thanks for clearing that up, Tiger. I was under the impression the fire hydrant had jumped out from behind the tree and surprised you. #
• 18:38 I've been at work an extra hour and a half and got nothing productive done. It's that kind of day. #

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