Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 10:40 Apparently today is the day for doing something with turkeys. Don't ask me what. Was it something to do with giving them a good stuffing? #
• 10:49 Huzzah! My computer's returned from repair! "Catastrophic logic board failure" apparently, whatever that means. I guess "It were fooked." #
• 11:03 I've gotten over my tendency to twitch whenever Harry Potter is mentioned, but this sort of thing threatens a relapse: bit.ly/68FkrW #
• 14:17 "We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then." #
• 14:22 RT @warrenellis - Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day. #
• 15:56 Blimey. I'm bemused by anyone who'd actually spend some of their Thanksgiving day trolling people. Frozen turkey meal for one, I guess? #
• 16:03 Could Transformers: ROTFL have a contender for the 'worst reviews ever' award? : "If Old Dogs were a person, I would stab it in the face." #
• 17:14 Why do people keep telling me what they're thankful for? I'm working here! This isn't a confessional. #
• 20:05 Hey, whoever repaired my mac and set it to be in "verbose mode" on startup, thanks a lot. You worried the crap out of me for a minute. #
• 20:06 I had to zap the pram. Apparently it's a good thing, but it always sounds like infanticide to me. #

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