Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 10:57 Five reasons why it sucks being a Joss Whedon fan: bit.ly/10KQ6E #
• 11:06 Oh dear. Maybe it was a bad idea to add Diora Baird as a Facebook friend when I check it from work. *furtivefapfapfap* #
• 12:00 RIP Kanye West appears to be in the best traditions of Chris Morris announcing the death of Michael Heseltine on Radio 1 when he was fine. #
• 12:01 Oooh, you lucky bastard: bit.ly/2PK4Sz #
• 13:32 That girl on Masterchef looks like she was animated by Nick Park. #
• 14:42 Oh well, I appear to have offended pretty much everyone I was talking to about Thanksgiving. Job done. #
• 16:43 "They hung in the air exactly the same way that bricks don't." #
• 17:03 Today it's Trafalgar Day, for celebrating that time in 1805 when Nelson gave the united Frenchie and Spanish navies a damn good licking. #
• 17:10 As tradition dictates, visit HMS Victory & by the brass plaque that says "Nelson fell here" intone "I nearly tripped over the thing myself". #
• 21:13 The part with Cthulhu interviewing for the job of God in the new Hitchhiker's book is pretty good. Shame there's not more stuff like that. #
• 21:59 Okay, I just watched the last 10 minutes of the US version of Life on Mars on Youtube. WHAT THE F*** DID THEY DOOOoooooooo...??!!!! #
• 22:00 To be fair, both endings made me cry. It's just one wasn't with laughter. #
• 22:16 There's something wrong when I'm going to bed at 10 at night. Any time before 1am and it doesn't feel right. But my body's rebelling. #

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