Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 12:01 Why did no one tell me it was a dress down day? I could have worn my spats. #
• 14:01 Tickets to @RobBrydon booked. Post sent. Harry Ramsden's eaten. No, the latter isn't a sexual reference. #
• 14:14 Radio just played Pete Townshend and the Who and R Kelly back to back. Is it pedophile theme hour? Who's next? Gary Glitter? Jonathan King? #
• 16:48 Why is it that a fly can get into the office though the tiniest crack in the door but can't get out through an open fucking window? #
• 18:57 Leona Lewis has reportedly been "punched in the head" at a book signing for her autobiography. I'm shocked. An autobiography?! Of what?! #

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It's 11pm. I've been at work since 9am. I try to remember: