Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 11:21 RT @Schwarzenegger twitpic.com/kujml - "This is how I start my day." Bless him. #
• 11:57 Never rub your eye when you still have Bonjela on your fingers. #
• 14:37 The common phrase I read in reviews of the new HHGTTG book is that "it's not Douglas Adams". Thanks critics for stating the bleedin' obvious #
• 15:01 I can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, how you met, or why they're dead. #

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