Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 10:22 It's a lovely day, the sun is shining: time to annex the Sudetenland. #
• 18:36 Forget what I said about the sun. It's grey, wet and miserable. And I'm still at work. Clearly I control the weather. #
• 19:58 Cool. My new Captain Jack style RAF officers coat arrived. To replace the old one I lived in that sadly passed on about 15 years ago. #
• 20:05 Halle Berry's pregnant again. I need to make it clear from the start: despite rumours, this one's not mine. #

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