Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 12:35 Been bought a bottle of Chateau neuf du Pape. Chat eau? That's French for cat's water isn't it? #
• 13:50 I thought Twilight fans couldn't be any creepier. I was wrong: tinyurl.com/ltg2ye #
• 00:02 It's been a long day. #

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And another thing...

On the Harry Potter again.

Question!

If every bugger that gets put in Slytherin house turns out to be an evil little git, why do they teach them anything in the first place?

I mean, if it was me, the minute the Leslie Phillips hat had announced "SLYTHERIN!" I'd be packing the little blighters back home to mummy and daddy with a note stating "Sorry, your kid's a douche."

Instead it's "Hi Slytherins! Today's first lesson! How to curse people and turn your enemies into a radish!"