Meanwhile, on Twitter...

• 09:27 I make a mean scrambled egg and muffins. Not good, just mean. #
• 10:22 It's said gentlemen prefer blondes. I hope that lesbians prefer brunettes, otherwise we might have to organise some kind of rota system. #
• 10:43 listening to "Bobbie Gentry - Ode to Billie Joe" ♫ blip.fm/~c27k9 #
• 11:53 listening to "Godhopping-Dogs Die In Hot Cars" ♫ blip.fm/~c291w #
• 15:08 Just went and saw the Red Arrows do their stuff. As usual, 20 minutes of vague tedium mixed with a minute of heart thumping stunts. #
• 23:23 Well as laser light shows go, that was somewhere just below the level of a drunk man waving a torch. The Royal Marines band was good though. #

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