From Twitter 08-10-2009

• 10:29:46: Off to visit Handshandy Hall for my hair transplant. Made famous by top Scottish accordionist Sir Jimmy Handshandy.
  
• 11:07:55: New celebrity spot: Saw Jamie Redknapp jogging yesterday. Said hello. He panted at me. Pervert.
  
• 15:05:25: Can the next Invincible hardcover come out now please?
  
• 15:09:44: Note to self: Don't call my boss a wanker on here. http://www.flickr.com/photos/topgold/3807697268/
  
• 17:19:49: Trying to book a last minute holiday. Should I go to the Costa del Crime to visit with "Psycho" Charlie Nobcheese?
  
• 17:22:08: And, yes, I have been listening to a lot of Mark and Lard clips lately. Thanks for asking. http://bit.ly/NLEiB
  
• 17:24:46: OH MY *%$#ING GOD, THE REAL DEATH'S HEAD IS COMING BACK: http://tinyurl.com/m295z5 YES, YES, yes?
  

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The Ballad of G.I. Joe

What do the members of G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun?

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

Starring
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself

In which Vinnie Jones plays the oboe.

Okay, let's give this meme a try

Snagged from redscharlach

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