The Movie Quotes Quiz - The remaining answers

There were still a few movie quotes in the quiz left unclaimed. So, for those interested, here are the remaining answers:

1. "As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me!"
    Gone with the Wind

4. "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."
    Excalibur

5. "No, they say if you make one jump, you've only got 50% chance of injury, two jumps, 80%, and three jumps, you're bound to catch a packet. The consensus of opinion is that the most sensible thing for Major Shears to do is to go ahead and jump, and hope for the best. "
    "With or without a parachute?"
    Bridge on the River Kwai

6. "Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"
    Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

8. "Christ! What are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. You see, you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect! You turn eighteen and you're looking at three to five."
    Little Miss Sunshine

9. "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy!"
    O Brother Where Art Thou

14. "What's wrong with him?"
     "My first thought would be... a lot."
     Con Air

15. "I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?"
     "Sounds very hospitable."
     "Do you know where I live?"
     "No."
     "Well, f*** off then."
     Layer Cake

16. "Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"
     "Yah, that's a good one."
     Fargo