Just to make things clear...

This will be me tonight.

I know I say it every year, but I shall be hiding under the bed like any self respecting Brit should be and avoiding the ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties things that go bump in the night. And chavs who think that just because the bloody colonials think Halloween's an excuse to go door to door begging, we here in the old country should start doing it. Gits.