Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Damnit, I wish I could stop hurting my feet in various ways. Twisted my ankle on a kerb on the way to work this morning. Last sunday it was slipping and missing the last couple of stairs at my folks house and wrenching the same ankle. A few days back it was catching my nail when I stubbed my toe and lifting it on one side. Wednesday it was weeping so I figured it was worth trimming away the loose part of the nail, whereupon most of the nail lifted off. Ended up tugging the whole nail off entirely. Stung a bit but surprisingly not immediately painful, so I guess I already killed it when I stubbed it. So I have one toe sans nail at the moment which is sensitive like a son of a bitch. I hope my nephews don't get it into their heads it'll be a good idea to jump on that foot.

Fun and games. My damn nails are a pain in the... well, foot. I need to get them seen to, they're forever ingrown anyway. Maybe I'll just have my legs off and be done with it.