angelophile | Mar. 9th, 2006

It's obviously a week for people . In the Sudan, a man was forced to take a goat as his wife after he was caught having sex with the animal.

Now in Israel a British woman has made her dream match - by marrying a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying. "I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

And no, I'm not gonna post the guide on how to have sex with a dolphin. If you want that, you'll need to go to www.warrenellis.com

Anyway, none of this is as educational as the story of Chonguita the Monkey Wife, which teaches us that no happy ending is complete without domestic violence. Or the story of The Dog Bride, which teaches us that marrying dogs can lead to happy conclusions, or to a downward spiral of depression.

And no, I have no idea where any of this is going.