Life gets increasingly weird...

Want juice?

Want a lapdance?

Well, why not combine both with the LAPJUICER®?



The Lapjuicer is intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a club. The performer uses their body with the object, in order to extract fruit juices that can be drunk by one or more spectators.

Imagine someone making your favourite cocktail with a Lapjuicer… it’s for girls and boys - who do you want to see using it?

The Lapjuicer embodies a step beyond the strict ‘look but don’t touch’ policies enforced in many clubs…

“You can’t touch - but you can drink my juice…”

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This week's comic reviews

Wow, a pretty heavy week for comics in the end. Got my arm twisted to try All Star Batman and Robin, which I probably wouldn't normally pick up.

Anyway, this week I picked up:

ALL STAR BATMAN AND ROBIN THE BOY WONDER #1
NEW AVENGERS #7
NEW WARRIORS #2
NYX #6
WEAPON X DAYS OF FUTURE NOW #1
HOUSE OF M #3


Still to read:

DESOLATION JONES #2
MUTOPIA X #1
UNCANNY X-MEN #462
HERCULES #4
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #21

( Cut for spoilers, spam and cos some people hate comic stuff. )